I love my boyfriend (but this mother fucker is like a radiator even though he is asleep & its already warm and bitch has the sheets half off the bed & he has 70% of the duvet). I love him soooo much (not my fault if I push him out in a few minutes dont tell da police xo)
THE BIG BOX OF COCO POPS IS NOW EIGHT EURO.
If thats not robbery then I dont know what is.
Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real.
Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing
I dont think I was ever under 5 foot
anyone else noticing a trend here?
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…
RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING
Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall
this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie
Yup even if it has Bale DONT GO SEE IT. Forever racist producers in Hollywood. Scum of the earth.
William Shakespeare (via forever-and-alwayss)
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic
my guinea pig panics when you try to hold him I mean really
We give Gus a bath every week and this picture DESTROYED ME. He jumps up in the air because he’s so afraid. Going to MAKE HIM SWIM next time. Hopefully lol