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I love my boyfriend (but this mother fucker is like a radiator even though he is asleep & its already warm and bitch has the sheets half off the bed & he has 70% of the duvet). I love him soooo much (not my fault if I push him out in a few minutes dont tell da police xo)

THE BIG BOX OF COCO POPS IS NOW EIGHT EURO.

If thats not robbery then I dont know what is.

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  • someone: do you still like harry potter?
  • me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN STILL, I WILL FUCKING ALWAYS LOVE HARRY POTTER YOU DUMBASS.
padfootmagic

taint3ed:

elionking:

taint3ed:

Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real. 

Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing

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I dont think I was ever under 5 foot

taint3ed
mightyhealthyquest
dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie


Yup even if it has Bale DONT GO SEE IT. Forever racist producers in Hollywood. Scum of the earth.

dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie

Yup even if it has Bale DONT GO SEE IT. Forever racist producers in Hollywood. Scum of the earth.

spikefuckingjonze

"To be, …OR NAH?"

William Shakespeare (via forever-and-alwayss)

spacetiger-bonsai
alexlynette:

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

my guinea pig panics when you try to hold him I mean really

We give Gus a bath every week and this picture DESTROYED ME. He jumps up in the air because he’s so afraid. Going to MAKE HIM SWIM next time. Hopefully lol

alexlynette:

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

my guinea pig panics when you try to hold him I mean really

We give Gus a bath every week and this picture DESTROYED ME. He jumps up in the air because he’s so afraid. Going to MAKE HIM SWIM next time. Hopefully lol

animalics
daystilchristmas:

There’s 145 Days til Christmas!

daystilchristmas:

There’s 145 Days til Christmas!

eathealthytrainhard
iloveyoursoul

yup, that’s me!

matafari
Ninetie$ kidZ for liFe

Ninetie$ kidZ for liFe

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

thespacegoat